The Crotch Wars: Boxers or Briefs?

Boxer Clothesline

You can learn a lot about a person from his underwear. Just because these items are not always exposed to the public’s eye, doesn’t mean that you don’t give any attention to it at all. Don’t ever underestimate them. Some of you may not notice it, but women also judge us by our undies. It’s one of those little things that can make or break that moment.

Judgemental Look

Sometimes, we are defined by the things we keep. Thus, your underwear says a lot about you. Those bacon garters must go!

Dirty Briefs

There’s an age-old war that has been happening for generations. Two underwear factions are out to get each other’s neck. We guys are lucky for having so many options. The question is which side are you on?

Boxers Weigh In

In the blue corner, hailing from the factories of Everlast in 1925, the boxer.

Striped Boxer

Its signature move: the “Free Willy.” Boxers provide high levels of natural comfort and freedom as compared against other male undergarments. Boxers also offer easy access in times of need. Wear one and feel the breeze underneath.

Free Willy

Let your 3-ton Orca Whale free!!

Of course, the boxer has its weak points. Boxers are prone to accidental peen slip.  In addition, the worst downside is boxers can’t handle are awkward public boners. We’ve all been there, and it’s the worst feeling in the world.

Awkward Boner

Boxers dominated the crotch arena ‘til the 40s until another contender rose from the ranks.

In the red corner, hailing from the warehouses of Coopers Inc in 1935, the brief.

White Briefs

It brags what boxers lack, safety and protection. When in briefs, you can do anything without worrying about dribbling balls. Briefs contend that wearing it will make any man sexy as proven by Tom Cruise in Risky Business (1983) and Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future (1985). But of course, ‘sexy’ is subjective.

Michael J Fox in Briefs

Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future (1985).

 

Tom Cruise in Risky Business

Tom Cruise in Risky Business (1983)

What’s the catch in wearing briefs? A “scientific study” that is yet to be busted. It was alleged that briefs reduces sperm count.

Not everyone is aware that a love child between these two factions was born. The boxer brief offers best of both worlds. It’s like a boxer but tighter-fitting. It’s like a brief but less skimpy.

Mark Whalberg Boxer Briefs

As the saying goes, “from the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.” Thus underwear is the alpha and the omega of clothing. Who wins this epic battle of the crotches? It should be your balls. Choose wisely.

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